mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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