Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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