i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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