I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize