AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
