I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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