OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
