Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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