is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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