dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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