why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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