She announced her abortion via fbk
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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