at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I need water and some morals
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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