it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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