good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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