Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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