We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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