Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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