Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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