do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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