Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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