4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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