You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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