Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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