People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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