4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Randomize
