I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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