my sisters under your porch take her home
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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