New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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