Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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