How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
