He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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