worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My balls are so social today.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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