hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I puked a lego.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize