ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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