I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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