If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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