i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize