Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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