S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my being single is dangerous.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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