walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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