Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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