i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Fuck appropriateness.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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