question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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