I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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