This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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