i love accidental penises.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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