What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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