Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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