I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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