Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if you like me you must not know who I am
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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