I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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