Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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